Here Comes Clown Feet

Every time we read The Foot Book, Quinn gets to this page and shouts, “MAMA!”

Mama

I ask you, does this creepy-ass clown look like me in some way? Do I dress my abnormally long torso in unflattering and inappropriate jumpsuits? Do I have a weird white pallor in my chin region? Is my hair in need of a long weekend away with Alberto VO5? Really, Quinn? You think Clown Feet is the woman who let you suck the iron out of her blood cells for ten months?

Then again, I’m also Princess Leia in his Star Wars alphabet books so there’s that, I guess.

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