My son is obsessed with Fortnite. What can I do? No seriously, WHAT CAN I DO????
For starters I could exploit his antics in essay form and have one of my favorite websites publish it. Yeah, that seems like a fair trade for being rudely awoken every Saturday and Sunday to the sounds of poor llamas being raided for loot.
Please ready up and enjoy Stop Calling me Bruh and Other Things I Tell My Fortnite-Obsessed Kid!