Don’t Hate the Game
My dad with shit himself if he knew I was giving up my one and only trophy, but alas, it no longer sparks joy. Or goes with the decor.
A Bunch of Bologna
Sadly, my feelings for Katie remain flaccid and incidentally, this sentence has more sexual energy than our alleged sex-positive lead.
The Bachelorette: Sex Positively Over It
The former bank marketing manager with the light-up vibrator is our new Bachelorette. What is already THE WORST this season and why will I keep watching.
Courtship of Motherhood
Sometimes when my kid is asleep I sneak in his room to check on him and take pictures of him asleep. Then he finds the photos and asks where they came from and when I tell him he declares, THAT'S SO CREEPY! He's not wrong.
The Bachelor 2021: Sugar Babies in the House
Matt isn’t just a six pack. He’s a dude with two first names. And someone who believes “love is about the heart.” That is profound!
Stop Calling Me Bruh, Bruh
My son is obsessed with Fortnite. What can I do? No seriously, WHAT CAN I DO????