Sadly, my feelings for Katie remain flaccid and incidentally, this sentence has more sexual energy than our alleged sex-positive lead.
The former bank marketing manager with the light-up vibrator is our new Bachelorette. What is already THE WORST this season and why will I keep watching.
Matt isn’t just a six pack. He’s a dude with two first names. And someone who believes “love is about the heart.” That is profound!